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Sunday, February 14th, 2010


"Random thoughts for Valentine's day, 2004. Today is a holiday invented by greeting card companies to make people feel like crap."

How much truth can you see in those words? Who the fuck is Valentine to begin with?

"The holiday is named after one or more early Christian martyrs named Valentine and was established by Pope Gelasius I in AD 496. It is traditionally a day on which lovers express their love for each other by presenting flowers, offering confectionery, and sending greeting cards (known as "valentines")."

Okay, you know what? Fuck off. Because that-is-bullshit. It was established by a Pope? For lovers? Aren't you supposed to remain "pure" until the day you are married? Married couples aren't lovers. They marry because they are stupid, knowing that it will most likely end up in a divorce. In most cases, marriages are meant to "erase" that "love" people usually feel for each other. It's not love that's in the air, it's stupidity. Marriage brings couples back to reality. Nonetheless, some marry because they do not have a choice (AKA bastard kid. Hard luck pal. That's life for ya.)

Well, anyway, let's get things straight. What valentine's day is trying to say is: if you are a loner, stay home, or you'll get sick. You don't go out because you'd throw up. You'd sneeze out your brain through your fucking nose. It's like a fucking plague.

Fuckentine's day is just overrated. It's the same shit over and over again. Chocolates, flowers, greetings cards, kisses, dildos, dicks, pussies, "I love you", "I fuck you", "Grab my butt", "Suck my dick, baby", and so on.

And well... shit, I'm out of ideas. Guess that's it for now.

Stay fucked. I mean, stay tuned,

C.